Q: What are your favorite foods?
A: Cheeseburgers from In-N-Out, orange soda and shrimp.

Q: How many Beanie Babies do you currently have?
A: 34, not counting Teenie Beanies.
My newest addition is Scuttle!
Check out my Beanie Baby page for the full list!

Q: Favorite emoticon / emojis?
A: :3 and 🍏🦐

Q: What's with that banana dog on the front page?
A: It's the Banana Dachshund from the Enesco Home Grown series of figures.
That picture specifically is a pic of the one I got for my 24th birthday.
I made him transparent! Put him on your own site, idc! Spread the word!

Q: Specific thing you dislike?
A: Neil Breen movies and "so bad it's 'good'" films in general...
except for The Room of course.

Q: Specific thing you like?
A: The original 1970 smiley face created by Harvey Ball,
because it's so cute and full of charm :)

Q: Fun fact?
A: A dog will lick its own butt
but won't eat a pickle.

Q: Are you really gluten free?
A: No.

Q: Why does your website button say that then?
A: I love to be evil and lie on the internet.